The unexpected life sucker. Where the freak did this zombie come from!? You can turn into this Harry Potter Death Eater at the drop of a hat. This nonliving narcoleptic sack will have your head feeling like someone filled it with cement and tied dumbbells to your eyelids.

The Fat Gut Zombie is a creeper. It sneeks up on you when least expect it. Feel like a little late night snack? Maybe a little cookies & ice cream....and chompity chomp chomp this little fatty is turning you into a bloated zombie whale.

It's your 15th Zoom call for the day and out of nowhere your skin turns green and your ears start to fall off. You want to finish your sentence but your lips won't move and the only sound you can't make sounds like a dying cow. If you could only crawl under the conference table and sleep for a millennia...